It is simply impossible to be a perfect housewife, even if
you try your best, so I’ll dedicate this blog to the fact that I can be a naughty
housewife as well.
If you’ve seen Deadpool the movie you will understand what I
am talking about. Yes, I have a fictional character crush, Mr. Deadpool has put
a spell on me and I absolutely adore his anti- heroism and sarcasm that comes
in a package with a big ego and charm. And which girl doesn’t like a funny guy
who can save her from the most dangerous situation that you can possibly imagine.
Now I have to admit I took my admiration further and started
reading Deadpool comics and I love them so I am spending a lot of time with Mr.
Dead or Mr. Pool?? He does walk me to my work and spends my lunches with me and
he makes me laugh, a lot but when Robert is around I tuck him deep down in my
bag.
Ah this is the life of a weird housewife that sniffs too
much bleach and likes too many g33ky stuff. I think a strange fantasy of a
kickass man in a spandex superhero suit, that can pick you up with zero effort is
a perfectly normal thing and the fact that his face is completely unrecognizable
doesn’t even matter. Now we all need a superhero and well Mr. Pool is kind of
the opposite so it makes him more interesting, you know what they say, girls
like bad boys. Oh and let’s keep this between us and maybe not tell Robert that
I fancy Deadpool, you know guys and stuff. Oh sugar, he is going to edit this
so there is no point hiding this isn’t it??!!
So OK, we’ll take this from a different perspective, I think
we all fancy something new and exciting and the fact that I fancy a fictional character
there isn’t a big concern because I’ll never meet him so therefore I can freely
enjoy my lunch meetings. Plus I think it is a temporary faze that will pass.
At the end of the day I love my Roby, even though he doesn’t
have a pair of spandex tights, he is my strong superhero, who can be extremely grumpy
and funny and the plus size his face doesn’t look like Freddy Krugers face-fucked
a topographical map of Utah so it is a win win situation.
But for the next few months I will enjoy Mr. Pool’s company
while nibbling my sandwich and drinking my second coffee and won’t feel bad
about it.
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