I had an interesting conversation with my friends yesterday
about what girls do when we have to pee when we are out and about as them public
toilets are no place for delicate tushes.
So, what do we do if
we can’t pee standing or sitting down?
Well the answer is, we hover! We do the very supple dance move with the
toilet, we do the “Surf Rider” and we hope we are not going to be “Wipe out”.
It might be a surprise to some of you out there, but a girl
is thought from a young age not to put that tushy down on the disgusting public
toilet sit. I was probably told this by my mama before I could even reach the
toilet but I can definitely recall being told about the hover move from the moment
I could pee independently.
Now to be honest it takes years of practice to achieve “the
moves” and to balance out without using hands on the cubical walls. But I tell
you, once you achieve that stage, you are called the master jedi, the overlord of
the toilet tango, the queen of the comfort station.
However, for one to deserve the title, one has to have strong leg muscles, especially thigh muscles.
However, for one to deserve the title, one has to have strong leg muscles, especially thigh muscles.
So, if you think women do squats to achieve the look
of Kim Kardashian’s behind, you are so wrong my friend! We squat for one purpose and that is so we can
go out without a fear of peeing in public toilets. So, we can be carefree, enjoying
cold beverages without worrying what we’ll do, once the good ol’ pal bladder caves
in. We do it for that, oh so graceful sway with John, we knew we’ll do at lest
once that night 😉.
So, my lovely people this is how we do it, now you know and
if there is a fellow woman out there who wasn’t aware of the toilet tango, STOP
wasting that toilet paper for creating the toilet seat cover and join our levitation
yellow lady club today, so you can make something good for the environment and your
thigh strength.
